"Well, then, go you into hell?"
No, but to the Best Place for May's performance of "Shakespeare Raw: Much Ado About Nothing"! Three shows in a row! (Hopefully.)
"But I'm not familiar with the play" you say, well, here's the gist:
Leonato, the governor of Messina, is visited by his friend Don Pedro who is returning from a victorious campaign against his rebellious brother Don John. Accompanying Don Pedro are two of his officers: Benedick and Claudio. While in Messina, Claudio falls for Leonato's daughter Hero, while Benedick verbally spars with Beatrice, the governor's niece. The budding love between Claudio and Hero prompts Don Pedro to arrange with Leonato for a marriage. And stop in for the rest.........
Everyone following so far?
Cost is $10 at the door or $5 if you're in "wedding wear". What is "wedding wear"? Well, like most of these deals, it's a pretty loose interpretation. Sure, if you've got a tux collecting dust or an old bridesmaid dress you don't hate, feel free to wear it; but maybe you have a tuxedo t-shirt or a cocktail dress you were wearing in Vegas when you had 5 long islands too many and met "this guy who is soooooo the one" and hit that drive-thru chapel. Basically, convince my door person that you'd wear it to a wedding and you get the $5. That's another $5 you can spend at the bar.
"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never"